Ask the Imps (FAQ)
What are TEEIMP shirts made of?
Well even though it’s a closely guarded secret in the imp world I guess we could let just a few million humans know… As long as you promise not to tell! Cross your heart? Pinky swear? (if you break one of those we get to cut your pinky off!)
Ok here goes…
All of our shirts start out life as 100% Cotton then our friends over at the Loom filled with fruit use a strange technique called switching?.. snitching?.. No Stitching that is what they call it. Then once we have the blank shirts our Imps and Humans join forces using a strange mystical device known only as the ******** to print all our beautiful designs on them.
*We have been informed that the cute nickname we gave the machine is a very rude word here on the surface. It has been redacted.
Are these shirts going to shrink?
Thanks to a generous use of Imp Magic™ all of our shirts come pre-shrunk. However since they are 100% Cotton if you mistreat them they will still shrink a little. So remember always be nice to your TEEIMP shirts and they will be nice to you!
How durable are the designs?
Extremely durable, Well Duh! They are Magic™ after all! But unfortunately they are still partly made by humans so they just need simple care: Don’t wash them in Hot water, and don’t dry them on high heat. If they get too hot the magic may escape back to the imp world and leave your shirt boring and normal.
What size do I need?
Look we are magical beings but we aren’t psychic. How do we know how you like to wear your shirts? You humans are so confusing to us imps. But never fear our boss, the great and powerful Inkling, told us to make this handy Sizing Guide.
I love this design but I hate the color it comes in. Can I get it in another color?
What do you mean? You don’t like the color we picked? But Abaddon picked it out just for you. Now her feelings are gonna be hurt. She thought it brought out the color in your eyes. Oh well if you are sure you don’t like it then we may be able to help. Just don’t let Abaddon know, it will crush her… Email us and let us know which design you want and what color you want it in. If possible we will print it for you and ship it however since Abaddon works in our returns department we can’t offer returns on any special orders. She would be devastated and might never be the same again.
Why should I buy a shirt or twelve from TEEIMP?
Well that is actually quite simple. First our shirts are the coolest and the most awesome shirts on the whole entire planet. And second eventually we will achieve our goal of ruling the T-shirt world and our great leader has a very long memory. Inkling the Great and Kind leader of today may not always be so kind. When she inevitably takes over all the other shirt companies don’t you want to be able to show your receipt and avoid the torture pits the disloyal will be put in?
Ok I ordered my shirt now how long until I am wearing it?
Please allow 7-10 business days for your order to arrive. (That’s what the lawyer imps told us to say) In reality you should have your shirt(s) much sooner than that.
Why are you charging me more for 2XL and Larger Shirts?
Well we didn’t want to trust me but unfortunately Scott forgot to lock the door on the room where we keep the accountants and they found out what we were planning. They started screaming about Magical™ budget overruns, Ink shortages, and overtime for the production Imps, that eventually we had no choice but to charge a little more for the bigger shirts just to keep them quiet. Apparently the Loom of Fruit spends more time and material on larger shirts so we have to pay them more to produce them.